So That I Remember

Sigh. I don't even know how else to describe this anymore. This journey to get a G driver's license has become an absolute nightmare. I don't know if it's fate, the work of a higher being, or just my own terrible luck, but I've been thwarted AGAIN from getting my license. The epic saga continues, chronicled for your amusement:

The First Fail:

• Went to get G license with the expressway road test. Everything was going smoothly, but then I went to parallel park at the end. I totally failed from my own stupidity the first back in, so I had to pull out again. Little did I know, some stupid woman stopped on the road and waited for me. I thought I could do it this time, so I just tried to go in again. Fail. Then the tester gets super pissed at me for not waving the cars to go by. I look over, and there's like 5 cars waiting! Wtf!! When the hell did they get there?! Why didn't the retarded woman just go?? There was so much space on the road! Fuck. So yeah, apparently that counts as a traffic law violation (retarded) so I failed.

The Second Fail:

• Went back a month later for the G test again. I was super prepped this time, I could do parallel parking in my fucking sleep. So the tester gets into my car, we drive out of the test center, and I have to do a left turn. The light flashes the green left turn arrow so I'm about to go. There's 2 other cars in front of me that go ahead, and I'm about to make my turn too when out of nowhere, this RETARDED WOMAN runs out onto the road to cross! WTF??? IT'S MY FUCKING LEFT TURN LIGHT YOU FUCKTARD!! So I didn't see her because she ran out quickly, and the tester has to turn my wheel and yell at me to stop. Insta-fail.

The Third Fail:

• Because I failed the last G test, my license expired so I had to do the entire graduated licensing process over again. Holy shit, this has become a really expensive journey. So I have to take the knowledge test again to get my G1 license. Because I had to do it the same day as the G road test fail, I hadn't studied. So yeah, I failed it on my first try. They asked all this shit about demerit points that I had no idea about. I've never gotten a demerit point before, isn't that supposed to be a good thing?!
  

The Fourth Fail:

• A month later (today), I go to take my G1 exit road test. Just yesterday, they said that a strike had been averted between the United Steelworkers Union and management, and so drive test centres remained opened. What the fuck do steelworkers have to do with drivetest examiners, I have no idea. But it was a good thing, I thought the test was still on. This morning, the news said that a strike was in effect, but drivetest centres were still open. Ok, good. At 3:30 this afternoon, we thought everything was fine, and head out to the test center. As soon as we get there, as soon as I line my way up to the front of the line at the road test dispatch, some ASSHOLE comes in and says that they're now on strike. WHHHATTT?? WWHHY?????? Why does it have to be now?? Strike in half an hour!! Strike tomorrow!! Let me just do my fucking roadtest!!!
  

Fuck. So now, I'm still stuck with a G1 license. I've been driving for 6 years, and I still have only a G1. This is fucking ridiculous. Retarded ridiculous.

Now I have to wait till the strike is over so all the drive test people go back to work, and THEN I can reschedule a drivetest, and the closest spot won't be till like 3 months later because so many tests will be delayed. Holy shit. I hate unions. And I hate drive test centers.